Booking is so easy and you get me, one-on-one, in person, with all my years of experience, plenty of opinions, and no interior-designer ego —because honestly, there’s no time to mess around. I’ll tell you what works, what doesn’t, and what we should absolutely not waste money on.

Choose a time that works for you and let’s get into it. Life’s short, your house needs help, and we might as well have some fun turning it into something you actually want to live in with or without them.